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Traffic Signals: Caution/Stop/Honkhorn

"Extreme miming"

The Fast Lane.

Touring Cyclist

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

"XIVth Street"

Run, Mike, Run!

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

Water shortage and waste due to leaks

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

A blind conductor leading and blind orchestra

' ... Ohm ... Ohm ... Ohm ...'

This is the age of the train

"She will take me on more walks."

'I can't talk... I'm in the quiet carriage.' - '3...2...1...' - 'What? I can't hear you... you're breaking up...' - 'Brace! Brace!' - 'I said 'I'm in the quiet carriage'!!!' - 'Irony crash.'

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

"Goddam Dogs."

Man - spreading.

'Mozzie Mozzie Mozzie!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!'

'Seeker of enlightenment, it may be wise to reconsider your mantra.'

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

Human Cull: Car drivers who honk their horn at cyclists for no good reason.

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

The subway-delay prophet of doom

'I accidentally sent this week's data charts to the 3-D printer.'

Boris Johnson type riding a Boris Bike hire bicycle.

Buddists singing 'Harvey Krishna,Harvey Krishna'

Jacques would discover it wasn't a very portage-friendly workplace.

Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba

Man donating to a musician is arrested for littering.

'I'm all in favour of alternative medicine, using boiled twigs and chanting has cut our drug budget in half.'

Preserve these Wetlands.