Ohm Chanter T-Shirts

"Ohm... Ohm... Tom..."

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

2 Ohm and 4 Ohm Amps,

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Bicycle Pie Chart

"She will take me on more walks."

Magic Mushrooms

"And the crowd goes wild!! In all the wrongs ways."

' ... Ohm ... Ohm ... Ohm ...'

"I hear we went platinum."

Witch Online

'Mozzie Mozzie Mozzie!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!'

'Seeker of enlightenment, it may be wise to reconsider your mantra.'

'If you want to get even with someone now, it's simple - just put a spell on their software.'

'I accidentally sent this week's data charts to the 3-D printer.'

"I take it you're trying to change the channel?"

Buddists singing 'Harvey Krishna,Harvey Krishna'

'I'm all in favour of alternative medicine, using boiled twigs and chanting has cut our drug budget in half.'

"He sure could talk on the C.B. radio."

'Sometimes I wonder about PBS -- they're counting down the top 100 Gregorian chants.'

"Oom..."

He was a real fan of recycling

'Hello,'Professionally Written Protest Chants'! What do you want?' 'Something short and catchy.' 'When do you want it?' 'NOW!'

Traffic Signals: Caution/Stop/Honkhorn

'Glory be, but isn't it great to be in the doom and gloom business this year?'

'Om mani padme hum, om mani padme hum... How hard is THAT?'

"Gaudeamus igitur, Juvenes dum sumus; Post jucundam juventutem, post molestam senectutem nos habebit humus."

The sounds of baseball

'He's my best friend. We met by chants.'

'We've got spirit, yes we do! We've got spirit, how about you?'