Urban Botanist Pillows

'I don't think we can justify employing a gardener.'

Ecological Therapy

Wildlife

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Plant Lady

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Horti-Culture

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Botany Baby!

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Painting taking root...

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

"Get out of my face!"

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

The Garden

Mad about Roses!

'That plant food really works!'

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

Medicinal plants

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.