Urban Horticulturist Pillows

Bonsai Gardener

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Gardener attacked by plants.

Gardener

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Horti-Culture

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Cats and gardens.

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

An old man growing berries

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

Tree Passion

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

Man watering his plants in the rain.

Gardening#2

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

'In Love'

Mad about Roses!