Urban Botanist Mugs

'I don't think we can justify employing a gardener.'

Ecological Therapy

Wildlife

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Plant Lady

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Horti-Culture

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Botany Baby!

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Painting taking root...

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

Mad about Roses!

The Garden

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"Get out of my face!"

'That plant food really works!'

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

Medicinal plants

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.