Home Botanist Mugs

"I think the bulb's gone in my daffodil"

'Honey, don't forget to water the plants!'

The Fireside Jungle: Make sure each plant is suitable for the place where it is kept.

Wildlife

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Plant Lady

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Horti-Culture

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Botany Baby!

Painting taking root...

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

Mad about Roses!

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

The Garden

"Get out of my face!"

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

'That plant food really works!'

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

Medicinal plants

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.