Bathroom Botanist Mugs

'Honey, have you watered the philodendron lately?'

'What on earth made you think of growing water melons in the bath Henry?'

'Male version of aromatherapy'

Man in shower watering plant.

Wildlife

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Plant Lady

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Horti-Culture

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Botany Baby!

Painting taking root...

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

The Garden

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

"Get out of my face!"

Mad about Roses!

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

'That plant food really works!'

Medicinal plants

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

Flowers wearing sunglasses.

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.