Upgrading Pet Equipment Prints

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

State of the Art Dog.

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

'Pssst. Go play in your new fun house or you'll hurt daddy's feelings.'

After Hours in the Pet Shop.

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

Rudy, am I correct that you and Armstrong each just upgraded your laptops? Yeah, so? And last month, if I'm not mistaken, you and Armstrong each upgraded your phones. Again, so? Don't you see what's happened to you and Armstrong? You've synchronized your cycles. What? Your upgrade cycles! They're in sync! What in the world are you talking about? What in the world indeed?!

I can be upgraded, can you?

"That's its scratching post? I have to see this cat!"

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

'We need a new TV, Dad — it's stupid watching 'Reading Rainbow' in black and white.'

Pet bird on a lead.

"If it ain't broke, don't fix it."

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

'Up to now my water dish was a big bore.'

'Granny buys wide-screen TV'

"Oh, it's nice, but it's not palazzo living."

'I'm sorry Sherman, you're dumped. I could never go out with sombody who uses out of date tech.'

"I taught him how to speak, shake hands and, as you can see, fetch information."

"You were right, Mom. The new leash has really cured her pulling problem."

Dog in basket

'Was that the only balling gun you had with you, Doctor?'

Time Saving Machinery

"I can never get the things right to prove I'm not a robot."