Upgrading Devices Prints

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

"I got connected to the internet!"

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

"I upgrade then it's obsolete and I have to upgrade again! As soon as I upgrade I have to upgrade again! Upgrade! Upgrade!! Always upgrade!!"

Rudy, am I correct that you and Armstrong each just upgraded your laptops? Yeah, so? And last month, if I'm not mistaken, you and Armstrong each upgraded your phones. Again, so? Don't you see what's happened to you and Armstrong? You've synchronized your cycles. What? Your upgrade cycles! They're in sync! What in the world are you talking about? What in the world indeed?!

'Darling, wake up, I've just realised ... we're not HD ready.'

I can be upgraded, can you?

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

'Oh, we haven't used a crystal ball in years.'

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

"Let's take it step by step. How do I turn it on?"

'We need a new TV, Dad — it's stupid watching 'Reading Rainbow' in black and white.'

'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

"If it ain't broke, don't fix it."

Man throwing out his outdated TV set.

"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."

"I must ask Alexa too many questions. She said she can't answer any more because her throat is sore from talking."

Television Models

'Granny buys wide-screen TV'

"This home comes with all the latest technology. As part of the tech package, tech-support will live with you until you figure out how to use it all."

'I'm sorry Sherman, you're dumped. I could never go out with sombody who uses out of date tech.'

"I think you need to update your mobile device."

'We've got the fastest Internet available, but an old computer. That means we're going nowhere fast."