Upgrading Devices Prints

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

'Darling, wake up, I've just realised ... we're not HD ready.'

"I upgrade then it's obsolete and I have to upgrade again! As soon as I upgrade I have to upgrade again! Upgrade! Upgrade!! Always upgrade!!"

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

I can be upgraded, can you?

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

'Oh, we haven't used a crystal ball in years.'

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

"Let's take it step by step. How do I turn it on?"

'We need a new TV, Dad — it's stupid watching 'Reading Rainbow' in black and white.'

'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

"If it ain't broke, don't fix it."

"This home comes with all the latest technology. As part of the tech package, tech-support will live with you until you figure out how to use it all."

'I'm sorry Sherman, you're dumped. I could never go out with sombody who uses out of date tech.'

Television Models

'Granny buys wide-screen TV'

"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."

Man throwing out his outdated TV set.

"I think you need to update your mobile device."

'We've got the fastest Internet available, but an old computer. That means we're going nowhere fast."

"I thought I'd go digital this year."