Upgrading Office Equipment Prints

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

"I'll take your request for an office with a sunny spot into consideration."

'Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?'

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

"Perhaps you're right. Maybe we should upgrade our computer system."

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"We re cutting back on overhead."

'Of course, that bid's just an estimate.'

"I told you when you moved into Dr. Condee's office that his bookshelves were due to collapse any day."

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

'You can take down your little sign, Marlene, we're switching over to computers on Monday.'

"Is there anything ELSE we can do to improve the workstations?"

'Would it kill you to go for a computer upgrade?'

'It's amazing how big your office feels when you go paperless.'

Are you sure we've gone open plan ?

"After you're done crank starting your computer, maybe we can talk about investing in better technology."

'I must have that painting for my office.'

Delivery of office equipment.

"Is this desk too businessy?"

Desk sale