Upgrading Living Situation Mugs

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Wifi in Hell

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

No Immediate Danger

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Snoopy with Laptop

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Packed like sardines

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Is Driving Doomed?

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"