Quirky Living Situations Mugs

"It's the people downstairs complaining about the noise again."

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

Beware of the Lawn

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

'No, we did not order a corner unit.'

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

"Are you aware of how many times you say 'oink' when you talk?"

"My home insurance has dropped since I had it installed."

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

"I hope you don't mind, I can't sleep without them."

'You're not what we hand in mind when we advertised for a new organist.'

Junk Mail Shredder.

'Problems finding good, affordable housing?'

"....And when we retire at night, she suddenly develops a critical head dysfunction!"

"I decided to buy a tiny house."

"Ninety percent of household dust is dried flaky skin."

For several minutes, Norma's body is possessed by the spirit of her dead washing machine,

A goldfish in the water cooler

A women is testing her House to see if it's Pregnant with a 'Home Pregnancy Test' kit

A huge, mind-boggling number.

"Don't exhale while you're in there - he has a thing about germs."

Bikini Between Buildings

'We don't have a dog but we felt a need to offer a warning anyway.'

The Denouement is Nigh!

"Look, it's not ideal but we both have to live with it."

The little old lady who lived in a vacuum.

Mrs. Prissypaws thought her new neighbor was too free with his body.

Balcony extension with sunbathers