Upgrading Living Situation Prints

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

No Immediate Danger

Packed like sardines

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair