Upgrading Home T-Shirts

A hermit crab moves home

Let's get organized

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Painting the Ceiling

'I found the termites!'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"You're welcome."

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'