Upcycling Wizard Mugs

"It makes them feel good about buying my old junk."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Queen of Upcycling!

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

Dustbin monster.

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

Must Adopt As A Pair.

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"I've upcycled your magazines into an ottoman."

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

"I made it from a lost space probe."

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

"Why can't you just buy some modern LED lights?"

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

"Armstrong, why do we have Fourth of July decorations up? It's months away." "Exactly." "A true patriot loves his country regardless of the date." "A true patriot celebrates the founding of our corporatocracy every single day of the year, minion." "Some of the decorations are smeared with coffee grounds and banana peels." "A true patriot knows that one cafe's dumpster is another cafe's treasure."