Upcycling Wizard Mugs

"It makes them feel good about buying my old junk."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Queen of Upcycling!

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

Dustbin monster.

Crap others threw out

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'

Must Adopt As A Pair.

"I've upcycled your magazines into an ottoman."

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

"I made it from a lost space probe."

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.

"Armstrong, why do we have Fourth of July decorations up? It's months away." "Exactly." "A true patriot loves his country regardless of the date." "A true patriot celebrates the founding of our corporatocracy every single day of the year, minion." "Some of the decorations are smeared with coffee grounds and banana peels." "A true patriot knows that one cafe's dumpster is another cafe's treasure."

"Why can't you just buy some modern LED lights?"

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

'Folk Art of Midtown'