Unusual Art Pillows

Dog Sells Fetched Slippers

A person is catching bird poo on a blank canvas to make portraits.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Generic Store: Sign in Window

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Outré or simply bad?"

Veloci-Rapper

Potatoes.

"That's what I call an off-off-off-off-off Broadway show!"

Bizarre sights.

"How much do you want off the top?"

"Me, I eat mostly roadkill: it saves me countess hours of hunting and stalking and leaves me time to concentrate on my art. . ."

"Unexpected item in the bagging area..."

"And now, moving along to our right, we have Hilda Schumacher, of Zelton Falls, Pennsylvania. Ms. Schumacher has been painting clowns on velvet for over fifteen years, and we find her work a fine example of this genre."

Man blowing glass. His dentures have fallen out and are in the glass bubble.

Clowns

Easter Egg Heads

'I wonder how you flush this thing?'

'Sorry... I should've warned you. In our company, we're encouraged to color outside the lines!'

Five tombstones in a row read: "Bowther", "Wilkin", "Lynch", "&" and "Fisk".

Snail Estate Agents

Standing on sheets of paper.

A Mouse about to be executed with a Mousetrap.

"I like your paintings, but I'm more interested in this piece here."

"This is our basic flush but I think your loved one would appreciate a more substantial flush."

Bug Burgers and Chips at The Golden Toadstool

Safe is actually window to men's bathroom.

Man peeing from a high diving board into a toilet

'Look at Spot - he always did love to play with Jack!'

A horse contemplates what to wear

A tiny man living inside an ATM gives away money.