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The one and only truth!

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Joined at the hipster.

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"Outré or simply bad?"

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

Potatoes.

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

"I'll be back in an hour—do not play with the weapons."

"That's what I call an off-off-off-off-off Broadway show!"

Bizarre sights.

"Unexpected item in the bagging area..."

'Just for a change, how about we tickle this one?'

Hammock for Man on Desert Island with Single Tree

Apple white paint results in pictures of apples.

When Pyromaniacs Buy A Home: 'This is a great starter home.'

Five tombstones in a row read: "Bowther", "Wilkin", "Lynch", "&" and "Fisk".

"Fascinating, a dollop of dog crap topped with jelly babies. yes, he's years ahead of his time."

Disued Lighting - Heating - Cooking.

Have you seen this toaster?

Bird draws a snake.

Snail Estate Agents

'I wonder how you flush this thing?'

And with this run of events, Scooter and Huck began to consider other forms of recreation... softball, perhaps.

Easter Egg Heads

God has an attack of vertigo

Standing on sheets of paper.

A Mouse about to be executed with a Mousetrap.

Overkill

Bug Burgers and Chips at The Golden Toadstool