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'I've located the source of all that annoying spam we've been receiving...preparing to destroy.'

"The trees are laughing at us."

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"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

"First break since 1996!"

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

Subpoena-of-the-Month Club

Houdini 2019

"I looked up your rash online. Have you recently been to one of the moons of Saturn? Or, it could just be poison ivy."

"I subscribed to a collector's magazine! It has great interviews with big-time collectors who buy the world's rarest treasures."

'Don't give me that! I know for a fact, he was in my flowerbeds!!'

"Now paid subscribers will have access to as much free content as non-subscribers."

"When did Charlie switch to a subscription model?" "Sniff my butt"

"Did you join the testimony-of-the-month club?"

"I'm sure it was just an oversight, sir, but your subscription to 'Time' has lapsed."

Next 5 Exits: Five sprawling suburbs that look so much like each other even WE can't tell the difference any more. Best of luck to you.

"You know very well what subscription forms."

'I suppose I'll get married some day - I just don't want to be there when it happens.'

'Stop whining about commitment! I only asked you to go in on a magazine subscription.'

"I'm a Sheep Dog, you would think that counting sheep would help me sleep, but no..."

Q & A's How to unsubscribe.

"It doesn't really matter who wins the next election, as long as we can keep consuming whatever we want."

Larry hits a paywall while reading an eye exam chart.

Your Trial Subscription Has Expired.

"It's not exactly shopping. Many companies have my profile, the send me stuff they now I'll like, and they bill me for it."

"I wonder if you'd like to subscribe to a theory."

"Hello, I'm calling to cancel my subscription to the Punch-of-the-Month basket."

Cyclists with a pollution guard on having a cigarette

Albert hated growing up in a small town. 'Ow!! My toe!'

'There goes Methuselah again, cackling about all his lifetime subscriptions.'

"Would you feel better, Sue...if we stopped watching the news?"