Unpredictable Moments Pillows

'We just stopped by to say hello.'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"What the hell took so long?"

Malfunctioning geyser

"This does not make us friends."

Son burying his dad in sand

Scientist exclaims; 'At last! I have created artifical life!' But the rest of his team are busy watching Big Brother.

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

Later that same day.

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

"Do you know why we pulled you over today, sir?"

'We're expecting stocks to rally but we don't know which ones and when.'

Getting a rescue dog turned out to be a good move for Sid.

Bright Idea

'Let's go back to your place. I want to put all your CD's into the wrong cases.'

"Sorry, it’s my first day."

'Boy...it can be awkward meeting the parents for the first time.'

'He was so cute! I touched his arm, and guess what? He said, 'Jeepers, Creepers'!'

A man has died while having a shower and has turned up in Heaven naked and not amused.

'You rate very high in everything, except, of course, people skills.'

The invisibility of the invisible man always ended in the most unfortunate places.

Working from home

'You're right, Paul, she doesn't even know you exist.'

"Do you have that old birthday card?"

"I wonder what she meant by that."

Until that moment, Thomas Edison though he'd lost the first recording he ever made.

Death in park

Ideas Pope.

"The plumber is here."

Hound dog sniffing and pointing at bunny slippers.

The Global Playhouse - 'Hamlet' A new play by W Shakespeare - 'You'll come out quoting'.

My Father's Favorite Yiddish Joke

Man pelted with golf balls.