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'Right I'm off on my hols...I've left the numbers for the airline and the hotel and you've got my mobile, the back-up mobile, my wife's mobile and I'll be checking my e-mails daily!'

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Grimm's Reality Tales.

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Early 3D technology applied to a book - creating a pop-up book

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

Eddie longed for the days when kids played at recess instead of waiting for YouTube moments.

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

'What luck!'

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

"Actually, I don't know anybody here. I was just passing the house when I heard all the fun."

Driverless Car

'Well, we made it.'

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'

"Close to what? This doesn't look like Kansas anymore."

'Do you remember our first date?', 'Sure I do! --'long ago, in a Ford Galaxie far away....''

What have you been reading so intensely? A fast-paced thriller called Hooked. I love getting caught up in a book. I love the feeling of being lost in a world. In particular, I love escaping to someplace where you do not exist at all. This is an odd sort of book review. With a good book, I am free from you for hours.

"For my birthday, my parents are giving me a driverless car that's always home by 10."

Bookshop Adventure

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

Scientists discovered an immense hole in Siberia. Nobody knows what caused it. Some think global warming melted a huge, gas-filled hill made of ice so fast that is exploded. Let's let them go on thinking that, little buddy. House of Java.net Cybercafe. By the way, if you ever go out to the middle of nowhere to brew your own black market cologne, make sure you don't brew it on a hill made of ice. That does not constitute an admission of anything.