Unorthodox Organizer Pillows

Gods 'to do' list.

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"We need a union!'

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'

Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today!

Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .

'Boss, there's union guys out there organizing the robots.'

A catch-all is born.

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

The struggle for a decent payment.

'9K a year!? It's an outrage! At my level of attendance that's 3K per lecture!'

"Can you even imagine where women would be without the trade union movement...."

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch

"I will place this broken phone charger in the 'man' drawer. Where in six months time, it will magically fix itself."

'Hmmm, the 27th you say... Yes, I'm away that day, so I guess it's OK for you to play...'

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"

To do list

"Ok, you wash, you dry...."

"There's no udder way. Support your union!"

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the 'perfect planning' seminar. By the time we got around to booking the hotel was full and speaker we hoped to use died in 1967...'

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'