Outlandish Organizer Pillows

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"By labeling it, I control it."

Worker ant's To Do list.

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"Can you come look under my bed? It seems like a complete waste of storage space."

Lecture on Chaos Theory delayed because the speaker dropped his notes.

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

'So, Jim, they tell me you're good at compartmentalizing!'

I've refiled all your letters under L.

'Hold me!'

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

When he was between Executive Assistants, filing became a challenge for Jonathan.

Al, The Go-From Guy

One Thing / Another

A catch-all is born.

G.P.S. For the Home

"What's ticking away in your filing system?"

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

Outline; Introduction, Body, Conclusion.

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

Library. Frank, I need to locate some biographies. Do you know where these are? This King Tut book is stored in a box down in the basement. The Napoleon biography is with the short stories. And the Henry Ford book is in the autobiography section. Unfortunately, this Amelia Earhart profile is missing. It mysteriously disappeared years ago. And what about the Albert Einstein bio? It's right up there, on the top shelf. The book about Einstein and his theories is way over your head, Ernie!

'Hmmm, the 27th you say... Yes, I'm away that day, so I guess it's OK for you to play...'

Yard Sale. It could be we're pillaging too much.

Desert Island Raking

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch