Unorthodox Behavior Prints

"I beg to differ."

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

The Map of the Human Heart

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

"So. Mr Smith, what makes you think you are too controlling?"

Executive Tacos

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

"Sweet dreams, Tim." "Mort Feldstein: Loving father and professional clown."

"Freud said love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness, but human mess is equally true."

'He became a dissident Dissident in protest at the Dissidents.'

The institute.

Specialising in Multiple Personality Disorder

Jumbo in Henrik Ibsen's The Wild Duck

Sigmund Freud

"This is our adoptive son. We found him in the cellar where he was raised by spiders."

Hugs.

"Now, now sir, you know I can't give you the injection in your 'prosthetic' arm!"

Failed Marketing Concepts: Books on Tope

Chess bowling.

"It's Spring. I'm wearing it."

'Darling, I've brought mom round for tea! I hope it won't spoil my surprise!'

Sadojazzachists

Latter-day saints

"We were out of embalming fluid so we stuffed your wife with wild rice."

"Well, time to do what we came here to do...our homework."

Psychometric tests would weed out 25% of all applicants (medical schools).

'We'll see you again in three months time, then, sir.'

'We haven't got much time left together.'

"I don't know, but lately I've been thinking outside the sandbox!"

"Let's just invade the picnic, stay for five minutes, and leave."

Well, I told you she fancied me!