Unorthodox Behavior Mugs

"I beg to differ."

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

The Map of the Human Heart

"So. Mr Smith, what makes you think you are too controlling?"

Executive Tacos

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

"Sweet dreams, Tim." "Mort Feldstein: Loving father and professional clown."

"Freud said love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness, but human mess is equally true."

'He became a dissident Dissident in protest at the Dissidents.'

Jumbo in Henrik Ibsen's The Wild Duck

The institute.

Specialising in Multiple Personality Disorder

Sigmund Freud

"This is our adoptive son. We found him in the cellar where he was raised by spiders."

Hugs.

"Now, now sir, you know I can't give you the injection in your 'prosthetic' arm!"

Failed Marketing Concepts: Books on Tope

Chess bowling.

"It's Spring. I'm wearing it."

Sadojazzachists

Latter-day saints

"Well, time to do what we came here to do...our homework."

'Darling, I've brought mom round for tea! I hope it won't spoil my surprise!'

"We were out of embalming fluid so we stuffed your wife with wild rice."

'We'll see you again in three months time, then, sir.'

Psychometric tests would weed out 25% of all applicants (medical schools).

'We haven't got much time left together.'

"I don't know, but lately I've been thinking outside the sandbox!"

"Let's just invade the picnic, stay for five minutes, and leave."

'At some point this evening I'll probably say something highly insulting. Obnoxiousness is part of my genetic make up.'

Well, I told you she fancied me!