University Swag Collector T-Shirts

"Yale mom. Yale grandpa. Yale estranged creepy uncle."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'My door is always open to all employees, but only until my air conditioner is repaired.'

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

"Psychiatric convention"

Count Von Moltke.

"Hey look! It's my old, school uniform"

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

Policeman charges tortoise for impersonation.

The university is naming a chair for me - in the lounge.

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

"Cool, what's it say?"

A Royal Navy Admiral

"You've got an unconditional offer from the University of West Lincs."

OK Corral.

Using a Snow Blower in Dorm Room.

'Immediate standing' at Hot Dog stall.

'You're under arrest for being an accessory to a robbery!'

huntsman on horseback

Hikers startled at caution sign

Unrecorded History

Boys teasing a servant about his uniform

'Sure, he got a college degree, but it's in 'Neanderthal Studies.''

Do you like my new school uniform, Daddy?

Soldier Pig

"Hold it, somebody here has spurs that go jingle jangle ka-clank!"