University Memorabilia T-Shirts

"Yale mom. Yale grandpa. Yale estranged creepy uncle."

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"My, it feels good to sit down."

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

'Gee, maybe there was something wrong with this college.'

Highlights from the Million Moderate March

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

"Hey! This was rubber stamped!"

"It's how I get someone's attention."

Blondie/Debbie Harry (caricature)

Bunny Tushman - the Biggest Bum in Major League.

Where are they now? Paul Henderson.

The Artificial Intelligentsia

"He's taking selfies again. More anesthesia!"

"Oh, him? I have him write out all of my prescriptions for me!"

Dirty filthy sweat socks, personally autographed by the Hall of Famer who wore them.

"Hey look! It's my old, school uniform"

"Call me old fashioned, but I prefer the pre-covid version of playing doctors and nurses."

"... And how much am I bid for this set of, John McEnroe's golf clubs?"

"Here's another song about the merch table t-shirt you'll regret not buying."

"Cool, what's it say?"

"I went to my college class reunion. Everyone else is unemployed."

Famous Baseball Athletic Supporters.

"In honor of high school football season starting, he decided to put his old interview on. Do you have a phone, I may need to call 911."

Forever Football Fan

Graduation.

'Have you been buying useless football memorabilia off the internet again?'

Religious Fanatic - Good prices paid for books..statues..videos...

'These are my rookie cards.'

No Soap in the Bathroom

I'm not interested in buying new technology. What's wrong with me? Don't worry. I went through a brief period in college where I wasn't attracted to women. I didn't want to date or even have flings. It was a dark, horrible abyss that felt like it would never, ever end! How is this helping? Red Maxim repeatedly until it passes.