Collecting University Offers T-Shirts

"You've got an unconditional offer from the University of West Lincs."

Please Drove Carefully.

Sundial Time

"I shop, therefore I am."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

"Stop applying! You've been accepted to three universities!"

Utility Chic.

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Count Von Moltke.

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

"You're late."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

Cat on Board.

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

"Wow! You really pulled out all the stops."

Reading the love-letter

"And when the little hand gets to the nine, it means... ah, just check your cell phones."

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

Early Literary Letters - Philip Larkin.

Watch for Men Being Supid

'It's a very old cuckoo clock.'

'What can you suggest for a young lady who thinks she has everything?'

"We just don't seem to make time for one another these days."

Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, you may be qualified to go to law school!

"Well, I would consider offering you more for it if it were right, say, three times a day."

'You spelt dog wrong.'

Prehistoric Clocks.