Collecting University Offers Gifts

"You've got an unconditional offer from the University of West Lincs."

Please Drove Carefully.

Sundial Time

"I shop, therefore I am."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Personnel. I've heard of "magna cum laude" and "summa cum laude," but I've never heard of a person graduating "persona non grata." (Published originally on June 3, 1981.)

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

Utility Chic.

"Stop applying! You've been accepted to three universities!"

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

Count Von Moltke.

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"You're late."

Cat on Board.

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

Reading the love-letter

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

"And when the little hand gets to the nine, it means... ah, just check your cell phones."

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

"Wow! You really pulled out all the stops."

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

Early Literary Letters - Philip Larkin.

Closing Laugh T.V. Repair

"Oh I'm sure it was just an accident I wasn't invited – not some vast conspiracy."

"We just don't seem to make time for one another these days."

'It's a very old cuckoo clock.'

Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, you may be qualified to go to law school!

'What can you suggest for a young lady who thinks she has everything?'

Prehistoric Clocks.