University Struggles Pillows

'Did you really? I flunked out of Bob Jones, too!'

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"In economics, I got an IOU."

Wanna talk about it?

'Can you debunk my essay?'

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

'In the future, everyone will have fifteen minutes of tenure.'

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

"Baldo, you need to hit those books!"

PEP TALKS!

Modern Studying

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

Gone for Broke College

'I've been learning a lot, but I do terribly on tests.'

'Sir, I was wondering if I could get an extension on my paper?'

Financial life preserver

"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."

'Cheer up, Lenny -- We all have our bad decades.'

"What say we make this one of those 'some days you get the bear' days?"

'Remember you asked me to turn around the business!'

"It's the whole kindergarten thing, Mom. I'm alone in there, swimming with the sharks."

"When we got married, you said we'd be in the lap of luxury...but here we are, in the butt of bankruptcy!"

"Mr. Murillo couldn't understand how I could make so many mistakes. So I told him that you helped me write it."

'We can't afford to be middle class anymore.'

"Only another thousand points up and I'm even, honey."

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

'Hi Luv. . .I'm at the Grand national, you never really liked our house did you?'

'How did you do on the plane geometry exam?' - 'I'm back to square one.'

"Did you know that people with four-year degrees earn twice as much as people with high school degrees?"