University Struggles Prints

'Did you really? I flunked out of Bob Jones, too!'

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"In economics, I got an IOU."

Wanna talk about it?

'Can you debunk my essay?'

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

'In the future, everyone will have fifteen minutes of tenure.'

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

"Baldo, you need to hit those books!"

Gone for Broke College

Modern Studying

PEP TALKS!

'I've been learning a lot, but I do terribly on tests.'

'Sir, I was wondering if I could get an extension on my paper?'

Financial life preserver

"What say we make this one of those 'some days you get the bear' days?"

Moving. Mortgage payments bankrupted them. I guess "housebroken" means something different in their case.

'Cheer up, Lenny -- We all have our bad decades.'

'Remember you asked me to turn around the business!'

"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."

"It's the whole kindergarten thing, Mom. I'm alone in there, swimming with the sharks."

''Two roads diverged in a wood, and I -- I took the one less traveled by'...which was a helluva dumb place for me to launch a burger franchise!'

"Mr. Murillo couldn't understand how I could make so many mistakes. So I told him that you helped me write it."

'How did you do on the plane geometry exam?' - 'I'm back to square one.'

'Hi Luv. . .I'm at the Grand national, you never really liked our house did you?'

"Only another thousand points up and I'm even, honey."

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

'We can't afford to be middle class anymore.'

"When we got married, you said we'd be in the lap of luxury...but here we are, in the butt of bankruptcy!"

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