University Freshers' Week T-Shirts

Freshers' week societies - 'Debt', 'Poverty' and 'No Money'.

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

Good Luck!

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

'So what are you studying, young man?'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

'This part was tenure.'

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

Day one, post grad

"Be afraid to try new things!"

Pull and all nighter...

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'