First Day Of University T-Shirts

Campus Map: Philosophy Department

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

My First Camera

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

Interdisciplinary studies.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Do your research!

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

University Soapflakes

Pajama Day 743

Exam

Four Types of Test-Takers...

Today we learned to count to one.

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

Kardiff.

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

Now showing, at a University near you...

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'So what are you studying, young man?'

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

'A dog ate my homework.'