Universe Explorer Of Sports T-Shirts

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

Big Bang Theory.

'But what is the universe for?'

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

God Sneezes Out Creation

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Football

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

The Origins of Everything

Slinky Cow World

A man looks up at the earth

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

Beyond the known and the unknown.

The Big Tipper

Emergency exit into Space

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

"Space exploration"

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."