Universal Wanderer Mugs

You are everywhere.

"Hello I.S.S.? This is Mission Control. We regret to inform you that you're all being sent back home due to outsourcing."

'Now that's an afro!'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Sparkling Water

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

Sleeping Beauty

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

Coronavirus world

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

Life in the fastest lane.

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

"Disney will flip!"

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

"If all else fails, it makes a great frothy latte."

Touring Holidays - On the P***