Universal Wanderer Mugs

You are everywhere.

"Hello I.S.S.? This is Mission Control. We regret to inform you that you're all being sent back home due to outsourcing."

'Now that's an afro!'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Sparkling Water

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Gravity...Go figure!'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

Sleeping Beauty

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

Coronavirus world

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"Space wants to kill you."

"Disney will flip!"

Life in the fastest lane.

We're With Stupid

"Oh yoo hoo, NASA, guess who found another rock! NASA? Baby, you there?"

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."