Universal Truth Seeker Pillows

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

The laws of physics are the same everywhere - illustrated by Newton's apple affected by gravity

"Religion: Man's attempt to make sense of a frightening universe. Science: See 'Religion'."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Squeezing the Free Press.

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"It's such a lovely day!"

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Press Freedom

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

Skeptic Tank.

Letters escape from a caged book.

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Rainbow Quartet

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"Which news channel should we watch?"

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

Truth

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Information...political rhetoric

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'