Unique Society Follower Gifts

Wasp appreciation society

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

That might not work, EU...

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

"Speed reader...?"

"Take your time, Ma'am. Can you identify your least favorite Batman?"

Mixed Nuts

"I am worthy of human kindness and care. I am worthy of human love and respect. I am worthy of huma rights and equality....or death to the f**king lot of 'em."

Try and ride Brexit the donkey

'He became a dissident Dissident in protest at the Dissidents.'

'Sid slithers to a different drummer.'

'Okay, the print media convicted you...but trust me, the video media will overturn the verdict.'

EU money addiction

EU and the Departure of Angela Merkel

Angela Merkel

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

Witches of LA

"Cross the road and you are one of us brother, but you can never reveal WHY you did it!"

'Is that some kind of ceremonial mask?'

Vegan Cat

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

"He's busy exercising the goldfish at the moment.

"Always standing out from the crowd."

Brexit

Palestinian State Darts

The Ekert Saga: '...The Ekert Presahvation league has guarded this secret fah ovah a thousand years, so you can't tell anyone!'

'That's just the start. Today, keeper of the list. Tomorrow, who knows?'

Veto Powers

"Rule #1: DON'T talk about sore throat club!"

Medical Marijuana - Laughter Is The Best Medicine

Flies 'n' Maggots tattoo

"Gosh, guys, I'm excited. This is my first cabal."

The Stand-about society.

"Yes, but will I live long enough to see Article 50 invoked, doctor?"