Unique Skill Admirer Pillows

"He's one in a million."

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

I Heart Juggling

Reign Man

Kid see shadow from mom as mom see shadow in painting.

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

Haunted museum

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

"I'm gonna twist you like a balloon animal."

"You see them huddled outside a lot since the smoke and mirrors ban came in."

'Yes, of course they're prints.'

'Now, a real collectable to bid on: a signed first edition of The First History of the World.'

"I won't be needing you this year."

Champion.

Waldo P. Smith, M.D., PH.D, J.D., M.B.A., $$$

Mummy is alive at an Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"Can you believe it? He's a hunter-gatherer AND artist."

'I just think we should start dating other artifacts.'

The indigo children.

Tourist

"Give it up for Stevie and his musical underarms! Next up, in the house...Crazy Katrina and her jump rope of death! It's something you'll see only on...the Security Camera Network!"

"Oops."

"I once dated an archaeologist - but all she kept doing was digging up the past. . ."

The Achiever: competing with the appearance of virtue

Tunnel De Trompe L'Oeil

'...but he does put up a lovely shelf.'