Unique Skill Admirer Mugs

"He's one in a million."

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

I Heart Juggling

Reign Man

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

Kid see shadow from mom as mom see shadow in painting.

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

Haunted museum

'Yes, of course they're prints.'

"You see them huddled outside a lot since the smoke and mirrors ban came in."

"I'm gonna twist you like a balloon animal."

'Now, a real collectable to bid on: a signed first edition of The First History of the World.'

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

"I won't be needing you this year."

Champion.

Waldo P. Smith, M.D., PH.D, J.D., M.B.A., $$$

Mummy is alive at an Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'I just think we should start dating other artifacts.'

"Can you believe it? He's a hunter-gatherer AND artist."

WWE Chess

The indigo children.

Tourist

My first pile.

"O'Toole, I've been drinking GREEN beer all day, and now I've magically turned it back to YELLOW!"

"I once dated an archaeologist - but all she kept doing was digging up the past. . ."

"Give it up for Stevie and his musical underarms! Next up, in the house...Crazy Katrina and her jump rope of death! It's something you'll see only on...the Security Camera Network!"

Tunnel De Trompe L'Oeil

"Oops."

The Achiever: competing with the appearance of virtue

"Get your one-of-a-kind burial cloth of Jesus!"