Unique Experiences Mugs

Fish pedicures - a woman with her feet in goldfish bowls, with the fish complaining about what they have to eat since the beauty craze took off.

'A cheeky red?'

La Table

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

Crane Game. Ball Game.

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

Storage Unit of Love

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

'It's the bill for your trip to France. When you called to ask if it was okay to bathe in Champagne, I thought you meant the place.'

Odd Spas

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

'No luggage.'

"Hello, my name is Eddie and I will be your customer tonight."

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

'Hello, Room Service?'

"I'm open to new things."

Annual Lump Festival Competition:'I don't know if I can give an award, they're all so fantastic..'

'Something exotic and wildly expensive for me and a pick me up for my husband when you give him the bill.'

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

"When you get to Uni be sure to let that hair down responsibly."

'This room is a tad small but cozy.'

"Why?"

'Who knew college would prep me for a first class upgrade?'

'Please remember, it's the ambience you're paying for here.'

'Sir, the Arctic offseason is 24-hour night, and the temperature below zero!'

"I'll give you a few moments to recover from the prices."

"Hi chums, I'll try anything once."

"Very good, one bottle of selection #2815, or as we like to call it, Chateau Cash Flow."

The Reigate train was more unusual this morning

"Since we're about experiences and not things, I didn't bother with a ring."