Unconventional Experiences Mugs

Storage Unit of Love

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"An everything Martini, please."

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

Pub Kendo.

Odd Spas

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

"O.K., so we'll have sex and if that works out we'll go for a nice dinner and maybe a movie."

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

"When you get to Uni be sure to let that hair down responsibly."

'It's my claim for compensation.'

"What?!... You said you wanted to holiday somewhere different this year!"

'Who knew college would prep me for a first class upgrade?'

"Since we're about experiences and not things, I didn't bother with a ring."

'Where do you see yourself in 24 hours?'

The Reigate train was more unusual this morning

"You are going on a long journey. . ."

"That's a cool backpack! Should I be wearing one?"

Fish pedicures - a woman with her feet in goldfish bowls, with the fish complaining about what they have to eat since the beauty craze took off.

"Normal? That's just a setting on a dryer."

Newly weds hitchhiking: 'Niagara Falls'.

"I told the dating service I hated the bar scene. I suppose you did, too."

Cemetery Plot Air BNB Available

Island Entrance Fee

"Don’t think of it as a retirement community, think of it as a cave."