Unique Comic Lover Mugs

Fat Kid 32- Sucks the eyes out of his tortoise

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

International Women's Day

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Billy. The Kid.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

Moses separating his Laundry.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

No-Work Orange

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Early photobombing

"Have you been playing dice?"

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

The Food Chain

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Window Treatment

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

This condition could be hereditary - does stupidity run in your family?

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"