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Unsuccessful holiday ideas - Happy Slug Day.

Lesbian civil partnership.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Mardi Gras

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Bacchus.

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Bubbly

Elfie Stick

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Dancing Doctor

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Cardiac Recovery.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Pilot with champagne.

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

Green Balloon

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Beers