Union Humorist Prints

"So what do you think we should be saying about zero hours contracts?"

'Why have you joined so many unions?'-'More chance to go on strike.'

'So what are you studying, young man?'

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Science fiction fans on other planets

'A High-pain job? Yes, I believe we have that.'

"I see by your resume that you're having trouble finding work because you pad your resume."

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

"First the good news - one of us hasn't been made redundant."

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'Oh, we have an excellent benefits package ??" major medical, dental plan, vacation, retirement, nude encounter sessions....'

"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."

'Thirty years in academia and all I got was this chair.'

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

"I wanted to deliver a message of hope and tolerance in a complex global society but I decided to update them on the Kardashians instead."

'I wish I could fire people as well as Donald Trump.'

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

"The firm is always appointed above competence levels, you topped out at paperclip."

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

"I'm sure he's a fine boy, but we prefer interviewing your son in person."

"Do you think those clams we ate were a little off?"

Undergraduate and don

Breakfast at Universities

"You know, crime doesn't pay... at least at your level."

'You got much on at the moment?'; 'No, nothing really.' (Naked man)

'Here's your report card... I mean, review.'

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

'There's new evidence that my departure from my previous employer merely coincided with their brain drain.'

"I was sick - sick in Hawaii."

'Human resources gave us the idea of trying 'blind interviewing'...'

The job interview was more thorough than roger had anticipated.