Reunion Humorist Prints

"Wow, you look just like you did in school!"

"Larry, you haven't changed a bit."

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Grimm's Reality Tales.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'If we hadn't outsourced the staff, we could've eaten them.'

"Bottled, tap or toilet water?"

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

"Just so I’m understanding the menu, the ‘Old Forge wheel with rosemary-infused pancetta’ is essentially a $36 Hot Pocket?"

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

COWMIKAZES

'Anybody who has a life, gets more work.'

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"You're in luck. A slot for you just opened up in our kitchen."

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

AS about Today's Specials' - 'Whatever didn't sell yesterday.'

'I'd like to order, please.' - 'Okay, what's your table number?' - 'I don't know.' - 'Find it, weak-minded fool!!' - 'What's our table number?' - 'There is no table number.' - 'There is no table number.' - 'You should have been assigned a table number whe

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

"My, it feels good to sit down."

'Point of clarification, sir. Are you still in charge, or have you ceded power to your sock puppet?'

The team wondered if he would ever fit in.

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

"One man's garbage is another man's best friend's treasure..."

We are downsizing due to the merger of our hunting and gathering divisions.

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

'Too much information! I prefer not knowing my lobster's name was Sigmund.'

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

'I feel better today too, but around here I've learned not to be too optimistic.'

'Only way I can get people in on a Sunday.'