Union Breaker T-Shirts

Euro leaves a crack in the Union

'Let's not go by the book.'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"At this office no two days are different."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

"We need a union!'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Time Out For Teddy

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'Read that last part back to me.'

Jack in the box on strike.

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'Rules are there to be broken, my friend.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

Pole Vault Rules

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...