Union Breaker Mugs

Euro leaves a crack in the Union

'Let's not go by the book.'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"At this office no two days are different."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"We need a union!'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

Time Out For Teddy

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Jack in the box on strike.

'Read that last part back to me.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...