Uniformity Critic Pillows

"Does everybody know everybody?"

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'

'Well, your guess is as good as mine. Almost.'

"One can be against entitlements, and still feel a sense of entitlement."

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong!

"I like to keep things simple."

'In the future, everyone will have fifteen minutes of tenure.'

"What are you going to do about so many people living below the poverty line?''

"All our staff are equal, but the ones with qualifications are more equal than others."

"I know you're the quote, 'company's envelope orderer', but change the acronym."

Capitalism

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

'Oh no! The sharp elbowed middle class!'

"VIP's are coming. Quick! Hide the visionaries."

"We can't have Single Payer - what will people do without claim denials and endless hoops to jump through?"

Cash For Places - Penbroke College

'I'm bringing you into the decision-making process, Ruggles. Here -- flip this coin.'

'In and/or out' sign on door of department of philosophy

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

"Bloody privatisation, have you got 50p?"

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

"The creative department? Just go down here until everyone looks, sounds and dresses the same."

First class only raft.

"Now that you are all my little drones, I encourage you to speak my mind."

"Everyone who's unhappy with their health system is here."

'If we could just get rid of a few of these lecturers and students, we'd have a great university on our hands.'

"Very rich people exploit system shock!"

Live like a billionaire! (For 30 seconds.): Vote YOUR economic interest! He does!

'Do you have the feeling that we're being surrounded?'

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