Uniformity Critic Pillows

"Does everybody know everybody?"

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'Well, your guess is as good as mine. Almost.'

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

"One can be against entitlements, and still feel a sense of entitlement."

No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong!

"I like to keep things simple."

'In the future, everyone will have fifteen minutes of tenure.'

"What are you going to do about so many people living below the poverty line?''

"I know you're the quote, 'company's envelope orderer', but change the acronym."

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

Capitalism

"All our staff are equal, but the ones with qualifications are more equal than others."

'Oh no! The sharp elbowed middle class!'

"VIP's are coming. Quick! Hide the visionaries."

"We can't have Single Payer - what will people do without claim denials and endless hoops to jump through?"

Cash For Places - Penbroke College

'I'm bringing you into the decision-making process, Ruggles. Here -- flip this coin.'

'In and/or out' sign on door of department of philosophy

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

'Are you having this identity crisis because you current identity sucks?'

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

Cybervegan Caf

"The creative department? Just go down here until everyone looks, sounds and dresses the same."

"Bloody privatisation, have you got 50p?"

"Now that you are all my little drones, I encourage you to speak my mind."

First class only raft.

"Everyone who's unhappy with their health system is here."

'If we could just get rid of a few of these lecturers and students, we'd have a great university on our hands.'

'Jimmy, the most important thing to know as a new doctor is never cure your patient the first time. That way they have to come back and pay you again.'

Tax Haven UK

Live like a billionaire! (For 30 seconds.): Vote YOUR economic interest! He does!