Uniform Designer Mugs

Tuck Shop

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Demure lady with gloves

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Victorian Lady

Servicemen.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

A man washing a mascot costume

Silly wig.

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"Downton Abbey Road"

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

A salute of scouts

Snail Man

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

I Pagliacci

Lady in a pretty dress

Ruff

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'