Uniform Designer Pillows

Tuck Shop

"Uniforms"? Wouldn't that be gilding the lily?

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Demure lady with gloves

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Victorian Lady

Servicemen.

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Cut!

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

A man washing a mascot costume

Silly wig.

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"Downton Abbey Road"

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

Vivienne Westwood

A salute of scouts

Ruff

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

I Pagliacci

Snail Man

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."

Lady in a pretty dress

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."