Unicorns Gifts

"Bad news - the unicorns are gay."

The Mythical Unicorn.

'Daddy Daddy, guess what: I'll play the Unicorn in the school play!'

Mythology Dept.

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'Unicorn overboard!!!'

Nazi to unicorn: "You're not coming out with me dressed in that ridiculous outfit."

Unicorns are recalled by God.

Tunicorn.

'That ain't a unicorn. Where's its horn?'

"Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a unicorn."

"Mom, Dad, you've never believed in me! How come nobody believes in me?"

"Well yes, the wizard hat raises a few eyebrows, but it's better than people just gawking at seeing a unicorn..."

Kid eating Unicorn Flakes cereal

Why unicorns became extinct.

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Unicorn

Size matters!

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

'This must be one of those unisex bathrooms.'

Save the unicorn.

'Give me the most soft and gentle looking unicorn tattoo you've got!'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Dog with a cold

"Think about it, you know it's true: You guys tend to be loved by little boys while we appeal more to little girls..."

"You believe in calorie-free cake, don't you?"

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

Uniporn

"Tales of the unicorns"

"It doesn't work. You still look like a unicorn."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"How many times have I told you kids to hang your coats in the closet?"

"I always knew you'd come back."

Unicorn Working From Home